lawman29
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And God saw that man was lonely and frustrated, his x count was down and his group size up, so God showed mercy And God created the 6BR. And man was happy and a new religion was born and the prophets and disciples praised the 6BR and matches were won and new records were set and the masses shouted “Hallelujah! Hallelujah! And it was written in The Book with many bulletins, threads and posts, And the Angels rejoiced with their orders for new barrels, reamers, bullets and smith work, And God smiled and the money flowed.
But man was not satisfied and began to tinker with God’s creation with all manner of wildcat. Finally, in the far reaches of the north where the sun rarely shines and the arctic air dulls the senses, after much genetic manipulation the DASHER was created, yeah hay… And man was happy and a new religion was born and the prophets and disciples praised the DASHER as the “next best thing” and matches were won and new records were set (by the same prophets) and the masses threw away their 6BR and shouted “Hallelujah! Hallelujah! And it was written in The Book with many bulletins, threads and posts, And the Angels rejoiced with their orders for new barrels, reamers, bullets and smith work, And God smiled and the money flowed.
But man again became frustrated as many manmade methods were used to make the DASHER and pleaded with God to make DASHER brass as nothing could be better than that which was created of the Hand of God, but God was unmoved. But the Son heard their pleas and showed mercy and created the norma DASHER and the Son smiled. Although many were happy, the true believers cried “blasphemy”, it is not of the Hand of God, we cannot “plug and play”, the “neck” is too long, And the prophets and disciples of the one true DASHER ridiculed those that would stray from the Hand of God, and the masses shouted “Hallelujah! Hallelujah! And it was written in The Book with many bulletins, threads and posts, And God smiled.
And the Holy Ghost saw man’s frustration and thought why not, I’ll take a shot at this and created the alpha DASHER and the Holy Ghost smiled. Although many were happy, the true believers once again cried “blasphemy”, it is not of the Hand of God, we cannot “plug a play”, the “hole” is too big, And the prophets and disciples of the one true DASHER ridiculed those that would stray from the Hand of God, and the masses shouted “Hallelujah! Hallelujah! And it was written in The Book with many bulletins, threads and posts, And God smiled.
But man in his infinite wisdom knew that what God could do he could do better and retreated to his laboratory once again, and after much thought, genetic manipulation and testing a new “next best thing” was created and he called it the BRA. And man was happy and a new religion was born and the prophets and disciples praised the BRA and matches were won and new records were set (by the same prophets) and the masses threw away their DASHER and shouted “Hallelujah! Hallelujah! And it was written in The Book with many bulletins, threads and posts, And the Angels rejoiced with their orders for new barrels, reamers, bullets and smith work, And God smiled and the money flowed.
So let it be said, so let it be written…
But man was not satisfied and began to tinker with God’s creation with all manner of wildcat. Finally, in the far reaches of the north where the sun rarely shines and the arctic air dulls the senses, after much genetic manipulation the DASHER was created, yeah hay… And man was happy and a new religion was born and the prophets and disciples praised the DASHER as the “next best thing” and matches were won and new records were set (by the same prophets) and the masses threw away their 6BR and shouted “Hallelujah! Hallelujah! And it was written in The Book with many bulletins, threads and posts, And the Angels rejoiced with their orders for new barrels, reamers, bullets and smith work, And God smiled and the money flowed.
But man again became frustrated as many manmade methods were used to make the DASHER and pleaded with God to make DASHER brass as nothing could be better than that which was created of the Hand of God, but God was unmoved. But the Son heard their pleas and showed mercy and created the norma DASHER and the Son smiled. Although many were happy, the true believers cried “blasphemy”, it is not of the Hand of God, we cannot “plug and play”, the “neck” is too long, And the prophets and disciples of the one true DASHER ridiculed those that would stray from the Hand of God, and the masses shouted “Hallelujah! Hallelujah! And it was written in The Book with many bulletins, threads and posts, And God smiled.
And the Holy Ghost saw man’s frustration and thought why not, I’ll take a shot at this and created the alpha DASHER and the Holy Ghost smiled. Although many were happy, the true believers once again cried “blasphemy”, it is not of the Hand of God, we cannot “plug a play”, the “hole” is too big, And the prophets and disciples of the one true DASHER ridiculed those that would stray from the Hand of God, and the masses shouted “Hallelujah! Hallelujah! And it was written in The Book with many bulletins, threads and posts, And God smiled.
But man in his infinite wisdom knew that what God could do he could do better and retreated to his laboratory once again, and after much thought, genetic manipulation and testing a new “next best thing” was created and he called it the BRA. And man was happy and a new religion was born and the prophets and disciples praised the BRA and matches were won and new records were set (by the same prophets) and the masses threw away their DASHER and shouted “Hallelujah! Hallelujah! And it was written in The Book with many bulletins, threads and posts, And the Angels rejoiced with their orders for new barrels, reamers, bullets and smith work, And God smiled and the money flowed.
So let it be said, so let it be written…
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