You know you are getting older when..............

[jimcasey01]

I just did a quick "Facebook" look and see, you all got really old and........... No longer 25 and sexy! I tell my wife we are going to get "T" shirts made up that say "Cellulite, long boobs, pot bellies and limp pee-pees are "sexy"!"

 

[mac86951]

And 2:30 and 4:30

And 5:47

Oh, wait, nope that's when you're up anyway after years of a 5:30 alarm

 

[KMart]

Last Sunday at the range, a friend told me that he had seen my picture in the "we were soldiers once" thread. He said he would never have recognized me if my name wasn't on the post.

 

[jr600yd]

I’ve got some picks from RVN. Hell, I don’t recognize me!

 

[Deleted outa08]

Window sticker of the day.View attachment 1140604

HP, I see waste here. $41.82 spent on a luggage rack. I don`t think this was bought for the family trip to Wallyworld. A guy up in Altoona PA used to drag race a black version of the car. Smoky burnouts,but not too many wins.

 

[hogpatrol]

HP, I see waste here. $41.82 spent on a luggage rack. I don`t think this was bought for the family trip to Wallyworld. A guy up in Altoona PA used to drag race a black version of the car. Smoky burnouts,but not too many wins.

Hmm. Maybe the luggage rack was for the slicks?

 

[VaniB]

God I hate when the young-uns pin that boomer image on me just because I'm 65 and past my prime!

According to millennials, "Get off my yard!" is my favorite line, and surely I don't own any black rifles because I must believe the 2nd amendment is all about hunting which a bolt action "30-ought-6 does just fine".

 

[jpx2rk]

Window sticker of the day.View attachment 1140604

Eyes (as is everything else) are too old to see what the bottom line is on that beauty.

 

[mac86951]

You slowly migrate to larger calibers because the components are easier to handle.

 

[Gina1]

You know when your getting old when......

 

[rjtfroggy]

When you are lying in bed at 2:30 a.m. and come to the realization that you can no longer do the yard work anymore because you hurt to much to even sleep, and all of the bigger DIY projects are probably going to need someone else to do them (no longer DIY ).
Oh and by the way the only thing golden about getting old is YOUR PEE.

 

[hogpatrol]

Eyes (as is everything else) are too old to see what the bottom line is on that beauty.

$3767.25

 

[jpx2rk]

I've heard the phrase "the golden years", but I refer to 'em as the "rust years" cause nothing moves very easily, and you wonder if that can of WD40 or pentrating oil would help in any form or fashion.

 

[1885Winman4590]

Had a knee replacement 10 years ago. Asked the surgeon to install a couple of grease zerks, he just stared at me. No sense of humor, I wasnt kidding....

 

[MislMan]

Had a knee replacement 10 years ago. Asked the surgeon to install a couple of grease zerks, he just stared at me. No sense of humor, I wasnt kidding....

Surgeon .... no idea what a grease zerk is!!! Also goes for millennials.

 

[butchlambert]

Surgeon .... no idea what a grease zerk is!!! Also goes for millennials.

You must be one.

 

[MislMan]

Nope. Only operated on missile guidance systems and I’m 65. I definitely know what a grease zerk is. LOL

 

[Kevin Taylor]

You slowly migrate to larger calibers because the components are easier to handle.

I gave up trying to reload 25 ACP when I was 30.........

 

[mac86951]

I gave up trying to reload 25 ACP when I was 30.........

Take that 17 Mach IV; I'm moving to 30-06. I hear it's only 13yrs old ;-)

 

[brokeasajoke]

Had a knee replacement 10 years ago. Asked the surgeon to install a couple of grease zerks, he just stared at me. No sense of humor, I wasnt kidding....

I had a hip replacement and I asked for a grease fitting. Doc told me there was no need since my body's fluids was a natural lubricant for the joint. Like you said, no sense of humor.