Warped sense of humor

[blackwidowp61]

I was going to guess Chicago until I saw the Texas plate.

"Hi honey, you won't believe the day I had."

 

[jrb06]

Woof Woof

 

[blackwidowp61]

North Korean fashion show.

 

[TAJ45]

Those were jumbos. I've had a 5 gal pail of heads after a night of casting in SC. They aren't nearly as flavorful as those in the 30 count range. But it sure doesnt take long to head out a big cooler of those boys.

 

[CT10ring]

 

[shb]

 

[blackwidowp61]

Cast your votes folks, which one looks like this guy?

 

[blackwidowp61]

 

[blackwidowp61]

 

[blackwidowp61]

For all of the LEOs out there...

 

[CT10ring]

We would send engineering students, working as interns on our race team, out in the paddock to other team's compounds to get various tools/parts. My favorite was watching this green intern, from Texas A&M, on a search throughout the paddock at Sebring looking to borrow a metric crescent wrench. At Mosport it was muffler bearings.

My father was - USAF 1950-1954, and says was sent to find a bucket of propwash.

He did fly in the B 47E, (radar tech)
which about the coolest plane I've seen! Next to the P51

 

[blackwidowp61]

 

[garandman]

@shb .... hilarious !

 

[Knotwild]

Those were jumbos. I've had a 5 gal pail of heads after a night of casting in SC. They aren't nearly as flavorful as those in the 30 count range. But it sure doesnt take long to head out a big cooler of those boys.

What part of SC? If you want a good shrimp pie recipe let me know.

 

[TAJ45]

Back in home state of IN now. Got tired of dodging hurricanes after 32 yrs in Mt Pleasant, Chas and Beaufort.
Thanks for the recipe offer but I just dont do them up here. Taste isn't there.

 

[Knotwild]

Pace yourself guys. I would hate to see this thread heat up, flame out, and go quiet. Just enough for two good sits on the John a day is perfect. I am addicted to it now.

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

PLEASE! pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
keep this thread and the jokes coming!
My wife and I so look forward to these!

Show her this one.
As long as things don’t get TOO perverted, I promise not to get offended.

The famed Manaconda chandelier at the Rumpleforeskin Mansion in Blue Ball, Pennsylvania was installed in the summer of 1969. Designed by famed Bavarian glass blower Herman Von Longschlongen during what is commonly known as his artistic "manroot" phase, the chandelier was commissioned by philanthropist Lord Hardwick of Feuchtwangen, Germany who moved to Blue Ball after immigrating to America and starting a successful mushroom business in nearby Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Lovingly named the Gospel Pipe by local residents, the chandelier is the centerpiece of the town's annual Frank and Beans supper to support victims of erectile disfunction.

 

[PatMiles]

 

[PatMiles]

 

[jamesh]

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That's a fact Jack!