rwj
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Warped sense of humor
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For years, no, decades, Martha had idolized Elvis. She finally decided to do something about it. She went to a tattoo parlor but could not make up her mind. The early Elvis or the older (fatter) Las Vegas Elvis. Decisions, decisions.
She finally went with the younger Elvis on the inside of the left thigh and Las Vegas Elvis on the inside of the right thigh.
One night, she and her lover were in action and she blurted out "which Elvis do you like best?"
Not sure he said, but the one in the middle looks just like Willie Nelson.
She finally went with the younger Elvis on the inside of the left thigh and Las Vegas Elvis on the inside of the right thigh.
One night, she and her lover were in action and she blurted out "which Elvis do you like best?"
Not sure he said, but the one in the middle looks just like Willie Nelson.
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Medic505
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Is that Spotted Cow?
Damn, I'm going to have to stop in next Sunday and verify this! The beer might not get past me however.
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