Warped sense of humor
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Damn cat's photo-bombing us again!
And, yes, I am from WI, the state that gave you Eddie Gein and Jeffrey Dahmer!
Good advice for all you single guys in this age of transgenders!
The wake for Gudetama was short but heart-felt.
MikeT49
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Bob Uecker on Monday Night Baseball:. Uecker had chided Howard Cosell about an obvious Cosell incorrect comment on baseball strategy. Cosell says "Ueck, you don't have to be so truculent, I'll bet you don't know what truculent means do you?" Uecker comes right back with "Why yes I do Howard, that would be the truck that I borrowed from you.". Cosell was quiet for a while.
Judy married Ted; they had 13 children. Ted Died.
She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.
Judy remarried again, and this time, she & John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before the coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they are finally together”.
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret: “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?”
Margaret replied: “I think he means her legs, Ethel!”
She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.
Judy remarried again, and this time, she & John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before the coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they are finally together”.
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret: “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?”
Margaret replied: “I think he means her legs, Ethel!”
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