Warped sense of humor
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What, wondering where the guy disappeared to after the tragic accident??
Puts new meaning to "hauling ass"
joshb
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I remember the old joke as: How are fat chicks like mopeds? They’re fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to see you on one.
This pic has my head spinning......and what happens if he just taps the brake?
An old lady dies and goes to heaven.?? She is chatting to St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful
blood-curdling screams.
"Don't worry about that," says St.?? Peter, "it's just someone having the
holes bored in their shoulder blades for the wings."
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation.
Ten minutes later, there are more blood-curdling screams.
"Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "now what's happening?"
"Not to worry," says St.?? Peter, "they are just having their head
drilled to fit the halo."
"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm off down to hell."
''You can't go there," says St.?? Peter, "you'll be raped and sodomized."
"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that!"
the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful
blood-curdling screams.
"Don't worry about that," says St.?? Peter, "it's just someone having the
holes bored in their shoulder blades for the wings."
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation.
Ten minutes later, there are more blood-curdling screams.
"Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "now what's happening?"
"Not to worry," says St.?? Peter, "they are just having their head
drilled to fit the halo."
"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm off down to hell."
''You can't go there," says St.?? Peter, "you'll be raped and sodomized."
"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that!"
A body cavity search...(shudder!)
Three nuns die and arrive at the Pearly Gates.
They meet St. Peter who says "you must each answer one question about religion to enter heaven."
St. Peter calls the first nun and asks "who was the first man on Earth?"
"Adam" she replies. So birds are chirping angels are singing the gates open and she gets into heaven.
St. Peter asks the second nun "who was the first woman on Earth?"
"Eve" she replies. So birds are chirping angels are singing the gates open and she gets into heaven.
St. Peter asks the third nun "what is the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
The nun panics for a second because she doesn't know the answer.
"Boy, that's a hard one" she nervously replies. So birds are chirping angels are singing the gates open and she gets into heaven.
They meet St. Peter who says "you must each answer one question about religion to enter heaven."
St. Peter calls the first nun and asks "who was the first man on Earth?"
"Adam" she replies. So birds are chirping angels are singing the gates open and she gets into heaven.
St. Peter asks the second nun "who was the first woman on Earth?"
"Eve" she replies. So birds are chirping angels are singing the gates open and she gets into heaven.
St. Peter asks the third nun "what is the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
The nun panics for a second because she doesn't know the answer.
"Boy, that's a hard one" she nervously replies. So birds are chirping angels are singing the gates open and she gets into heaven.
Kevin Taylor
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The person that invented spell check, died today. May he rust in piss.
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