Warped sense of humor

[KMart]

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Antoinette was unsure why she was issued condoms the night before the international war games event, but she tried to do her best to represent her country. It wasn't until the next morning, when one of her fellow female soldiers slipped one on the muzzle of her weapon, that the light came on.

She didn't need the condoms. She was wearing the birth control glasses.

 

[47WillysGuy]

 

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[Deleted outa08]

Google Yogi Berra quotes if you really want a laugh. The best part is that Yogi wasn’t trying to be funny.

One of his best was " I didn`t say everything I said". My wife gave me the Yogi book in 1990`s for an anniversary gift. Best gift I ever received. It is The Gift That Keeps On Giving. Also, this thread is the best way to start the day,keep`um coming. Jeff

 

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[mike a]

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Again, after a while you'd think the cat would wise up and get outa the way. Over and over geez.

 

[dfrosch]

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I keep watching this and saying "BAM!".

 

[Nowhere Man]

 

[Medic505]

I knew there was a reason I didn't drink bud.

 

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