Had two neighbors who were side by side. There were seven very old and tired pine trees planted on the property line that because of their age and growth, the trunks actually encroached on my property. every once in a while a limb would fall into my pool and it was always full of pine needles which clogged up my pool filter. For several years, I tried to reason with them but they completely ignored the situation and one told me to never bother him again.
Not one to talk a lot of crap from anyone and being a man of action, I decided to have a tree party. First I rented a good sized wood chipper bought a good chainsaw and invited six of my police partners and their wives over for crabs and asked them to make sure they brought their own chainsaws with them.
Four showed up on their Harleys and the other two drove cars. At ten sharp, the chainsaws started and we took down every branch on my side of the fence. As we fed the limbs into the shredder, I aimed it towards the tree owners property. Both of these families were avid church goers and spent four hours every Sunday in church and Sunday School.
Buy the time they got home, I had the picnic tables dressed up with steamed crabs, corn on the cob, potato salad and coleslaw and of course lots of beer. To say that they were livid with rage is an understatement. Never heard such language coming out of religious mouths, including their wives and children. threats were made and dares were tossed back at them. Then they called the police. Don't know what the reported, but 3 cars responded. The more these folks ramped up the harder we all laughed at them. That really pissed them off.
Of course I knew the police officers. After listening to their complaints and fighting not to laugh in their faces, they informed them that it was a civil matter and there was nothing law enforcement could do. The only illegal action I took was to direct the wood chips onto their property. They both threatened to sue me but I never hear anything more about it. One month later the one neighbor put his house up for sale. It stayed on the market for a long time and the only way he finally got the sale finalized was to take down the four dead trees in his yard. While the trees were being removed I sat on my deck and just laughed my fool head off.