a Tsp. horse urine.
Collect it from a wild mustang stallion, their diet of 'all natural' food makes it work much faster. HOWEVER, collection is more difficult!!! A couple of bites, a stomping and a kick or two to the head and 'onions' and until the swelling is completely gone and perhaps forever you will not remember exactly what got you to where you are and what that quart of awfull smelling yellowish liquid in the jar is for!!! Don't use it on that stainless steel plate in your head or replacement hip joint that resulted from what you cannot remember. Just sayin!