Warped sense of humor
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Subject: Men's Help Line
Hello, You have reached the 'Men's Help Line My name is Don. How can I
help you?
"Hi Don, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have
suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You
know, just the usual signs; the phone rings and when I answer, the
caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I usually
try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always
fall asleep.
Last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home. So I hid in
the garage behind my boat and waited for her. When she came home, she
got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her
panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment,
while crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the
outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I
need to replace the whole bracket?
Hello, You have reached the 'Men's Help Line My name is Don. How can I
help you?
"Hi Don, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have
suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You
know, just the usual signs; the phone rings and when I answer, the
caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I usually
try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always
fall asleep.
Last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home. So I hid in
the garage behind my boat and waited for her. When she came home, she
got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her
panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment,
while crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the
outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I
need to replace the whole bracket?
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This post is a WARNING! Might be spies lurking on here. I just got back from Wallyworld,thank GOD safely.As I was leaving the store and walking to my car, I see a family van ripping thru the rows of the parking lot. Between the parked cars and maybe going 25-35mph. I think,what a dick. Next thing I know is, dick is headed right at me. I jump between two parked cars and ole` dick goes bye and screeches to a halt in a stall. He exits the van and I yell "Hey azzhole" the weiner runs off into the store. Then I notice the Clinton/Caine bumper sticker and remember posting some unflattering comments about Hilly yesterday. Coincidence? or a failed attempt by the Clinton Suicide Assistance Team. Be very careful out there gang. Jeff
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