Warped sense of humor

[hogpatrol]

 

[PRR1957]

The mind is a terrible thing to waste.

No. In this case, The mind is a terrible thing.

 

[GotRDid]

GotRDid.

 

[GotRDid]

GotRDid.

 

[GotRDid]

GotRDid.

 

[rebel]

 

[rebel]

 

[rebel]

 

[rebel]

 

[T-shooter]

 

[muleman69]

Many years ago, I had a date with a girl that looked just like her. It was a perfect date. She was warm and tender with big soft lips. She invited me in when I took her home and to my surprise, she wanted me to spend the night.
Things were really going well. We got to bed and we assumed our positions and I wanted it to last forever. But I couldn't last and then came that big explosion......an effing 122 Chicom rocket took out the hooch about 4 doors dawn and ruined the whole thing.

We took no chances, always used a bunker for our dates. Of course it always ended up costing us two packs of smokes

 

[1lnbrdg]

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Just getting the message out there?

 

[eas1949]

 

[joshb]

Ok....
Here's my wife's warped sense of humor.
While having lunch with her girlfriend today
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Don't worry about it hubby, I know a really good body n fender guy!!!!!
Jeez woman

Four beer lunch??

 

[KMart]

We took no chances, always used a bunker for our dates. Of course it always ended up costing us two packs of smokes

At least yours was real. Mine was just a dream!

 

[Bc'z]

Four beer lunch??

It wasn't her fault.
She found a note on her car after lunch with name and phone#.
They carry Geico, we're State Farm.
I'm thinking Jake will be kicking the lizard in the nutz before it's all over.

 

[jamesh]

 

[jamesh]

 

[jamesh]

 

[TAJ45]

Lots of “potential” energy released there! Bet she don’t zipper up that fast!

I always liked a practical demonstration of the principle being taught.