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Warped sense of humor

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Many years ago, I had a date with a girl that looked just like her. It was a perfect date. She was warm and tender with big soft lips. She invited me in when I took her home and to my surprise, she wanted me to spend the night.
Things were really going well. We got to bed and we assumed our positions and I wanted it to last forever. But I couldn't last and then came that big explosion......an effing 122 Chicom rocket took out the hooch about 4 doors dawn and ruined the whole thing.
 
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