Warped sense of humor

[TAJ45]

Now we see the violence inherent in the system...
I'm being repressed...
moistened bint...

"Tart lying on her back in a pond....passing out swords" - Classic

 

[centerlineseal]

An old friend of mine that passed last year. This was his business slogan.

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You knew Butch? He was best man at my wedding 37 years ago! I knew his dad Hank as well.

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all was made by the Democrat House Speaker at the first Congressional session after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex
with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht ….


"Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massutwoshits has changed his position on off-shore drillin'."~ Sam Rayburn

 

[Nowhere Man]

 

[USMCDOC]

 

[SEM]

After their 11th child, a Kentucky couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So, the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Kentucky) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.

The Kentuckian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me. ''Trust me,' said the doctor.

So, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count! "1" "2" "3" “4” "5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Parts of Georgia, Missouri, West Virginia, and all of Washington DC.

Yelp.... that'll doit

 

[GotRDid]

GotRDid.

 

[Rube Shooter]

Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all was made by the Democrat House Speaker at the first Congressional session after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex
with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht ….


"Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massutwoshits has changed his position on off-shore drillin'."~ Sam Rayburn

What is Massoftwoshits? kennedy squared.....

 

[joshb]

What is Massoftwoshits? kennedy squared.....

Kennedy cult, really. Last time I visited, I was told I needed a “permit” to look over a gun (hold) at a gun store.

 

[TAJ45]

What is Massoftwoshits? kennedy squared.....

For those whose sensibilities may be assaulted by the above - just substitute this: Mass of dual defecations . . . eh?

 

[USMCDOC]

Kennedy cult, really. Last time I visited, I was told I needed a “permit” to look over a gun (hold) at a gun store.

 

[JayHHI6818]

 

[USMCDOC]

 

[USMCDOC]

 

[USMCDOC]

 

[SEM]

I can watch this one almost as much as the fountain girl.........

 

[USMCDOC]

I can watch this one almost as much as the fountain girl.........

there is one on here that i had to keep, i liked it so dang much.. not just bookmarked.. i had to have it!

 

[tac284]

You knew Butch? He was best man at my wedding 37 years ago! I knew his dad Hank as well.

Yes sir, I was born and raised in Grant Co, Butch and i spent several seasons snowmobiling and just setting around having drinks telling lies. My older brother worked for him for years back in the days when you road on the back of the truck and had to do manual labor. I cant remember for certain but i think Hank was still around when i was a younger kid.

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little "blue "Viagra" pill.

The pharmacist asked, "How many?"

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces.”

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intimacy."

The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm over eighty years old and I don't even think about intimacy much anymore.

I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my new golf shoes.

 

[Ringostar]

Kennedy cult, really. Last time I visited, I was told I needed a “permit” to look over a gun (hold) at a gun store.

Ill noise is the same way. I stopped in a gun shop just to look around and waste some time. I wasn’t allowed to look at guns or ammo, without a state permit.