Warped sense of humor
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joshb
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There are two ways to read this!
There’s the secret of life in that message! It’s all about how you look at it!
MikeT49
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It seems to me the about the only channels on today with interesting content are Discovery, History, Discovery Science, etc. I watched a program about the Dead Sea scrolls. For years they have been piecing together sections of scrolls from fragments. Until recently they were not able to read them. Newly discovered techniques involved using different light wavelengths to bring out the writing. One of the newly deciphered sections of scroll revealed new information on the creation story. It's a translation of a conversation between God and Adam several months after creation was completed. God says "Adam if you recall, when I made Eve I had to remove the stem to provide for a method of reproduction and for, well....you know.." Adam says "Yes thank you, I kinda like the...you know, done that quite a bit." God says "I may have bad news about the removal process. I only had six days . To speed things up I used a hatchet for stem removal. I forgot Eve's brain was on the shelf behind behind me and on the back swing, I accidentally took out most of the logic section and quite a bit of the common sense area. The only thing I had on hand to replace the damaged cells with were long term memory cells" Adam says "That explains a lot" Unfortunately, Adam did not tell Cain and Abel about it. The information was not passed down. Now, thanks to science the age old mystery has been solved.
And the dog is praying for a poodle.
If you know the location, I will send my wife there, or maybe a few democrats.
Ah, the water's fine...think I'll drop in.
USMCDOC
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Don't know if i can help my man!
I guess they didn't have democrats back then or there would be a tenth circle.
MikeT49
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Three stages of sex.
There are three stages in a persons sex life. Starts out with "Kitchen sex" anywhere, any time, for instance on the kitchen island. Then comes "Bedroom sex", which means, only in the bedroom. That deteriorates to not very often, only in the bedroom. Then comes the final stage "Hall sex" That's when you pass each other in the hall you both mutter "Flock you"
There are three stages in a persons sex life. Starts out with "Kitchen sex" anywhere, any time, for instance on the kitchen island. Then comes "Bedroom sex", which means, only in the bedroom. That deteriorates to not very often, only in the bedroom. Then comes the final stage "Hall sex" That's when you pass each other in the hall you both mutter "Flock you"
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USMCDOC
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Is that the "new" Mantra?
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