Warped sense of humor
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How he didn't put the kid through the ceiling, much less the floor, is remarkable! And where was the kids' mother while this was playing out???
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Playing camera man
By George, I believe you are right! She must have a great sense of humor and a high tolerance for her husband's shenanigans. She's a keeper!
They say that a picture is worth a thousand words, just follow the tracks and...
Had it come out of the tail end, would it be a breach birth???
One way to make a cops job easier...
Come on, it'll be fun!" my dad said. "I'll even go with you so you'll be safe" he says.
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Dirty Ernie.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, , just fucking beautiful!'"
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Dirty Ernie.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, , just fucking beautiful!'"
True story. There used to be a game warden in SC named Beb Moise. He pursued some suspects that were known to break just about every law, especially baiting ducks. These boys had a camp in the middle of nowhere that they hunted out of. Ben crept in the stakeout the camp on morning. He saw them start stirring and after a while one comes out on the porch and yells: "Ben, come on in and have some coffee, we know you are out there".
Ben said Damn, and decided to take them up on the coffee. As he sat there with them he said "how did you know I was out there?" One of them answered "we didn't know, we just call out for you every morning when hunt here."
Ben said Damn, and decided to take them up on the coffee. As he sat there with them he said "how did you know I was out there?" One of them answered "we didn't know, we just call out for you every morning when hunt here."
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