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Warped sense of humor

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Guy sitting at the bar relaxing with a cold adult beverage. TGIF he hopes. Phone vibrates, it's his boss calling him back to work. As he's walking to his car he is approached by a hooker. "Say big boy, I'll do anything you want for $300". Guy has to go back to work, thinks for a second "OK , show up in the morning at my house at 9am", gives the hooker his address. Next morning, the doorbell rings. It's the hooker. "Oh good" the guy says as he hands her a bucket and brush "Paint my house"
 
Durn!!! We just had to buy the 26 cu ft French door frdge. 30# in 3 years w new wife......
Man can she cook -
 
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