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A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency.


Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability as parents.

The couple produce photos of their 45 foot Class A Prevost coach, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.

The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would receive.

"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects, plus French and Mandarin languages and computer skills."

Still, the social workers have doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.

"We have arranged for a nanny who is an expert in pediatric welfare and diet."

Finally, the social workers are satisfied.

The adoption agency asks, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"

"It doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon"
 
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