Warped sense of humor
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Dirty Ernie was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"
The teacher replied, "Now, Ernie , that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."
Ernie thinks for a bit, then says, "Urinate, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"
The teacher replied, "Now, Ernie , that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."
Ernie thinks for a bit, then says, "Urinate, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"
SEM
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ok that one took me to long......
SEM
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The cup is funny, But did you see those EYES WOW!!!
Bad enough that they can take it from you, then they brag about it!
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