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Warped sense of humor

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My wife and I go Grocery shopping together. Due to her inability to walk a lot. She does the produce section and I do the rest of the store.

I was on the Opposite side of the store and called her on the cellphone. I told her to get some "Asspergrass".

She checked with clerk she could find encluding the Pharmacist. "Where do I find "Asspergrass?" No one knew.

When I'd finished my shopping and met her. She told me she couldn't find "Asspergrass". I then started to walk across the produce section, she saw the direction I was walking, and she explained " ASPARAGUS"

P.S. I'm still alive.
 
Mother Nature has a warped sense of Humor. We haven't had a substantial rainfall in 2 months or more. It's rained north, south, east, and west of here within 5 miles but not on my yard. Not to mention the 4th 90+ degree day in a row in mid September. Brown isn't the preferred color for what used to be my lawn. At least I'm saving money for fuel for the mower. Maybe I could paint the ground green?
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