Warped sense of humor

[GotRDid]

GitRDid.

 

[GotRDid]

GotRDid.

 

[GotRDid]

GotRDid.

 

[Nowhere Man]

 

[MikeT49]

Hypothetical: If George Carlin got started into reloading what would he think of reloading terminology? For example: Burn rate my ass, it should be called explode rate. I'll feed ya one, your turn: I sometimes look at my mic gap when set at .010 or so. Might just be me, but "jump" is not the first word I think of.

 

[blackwidowp61]

 

[MikeT49]

Vet humor: My Lab LeeLoo gets hit by a car, hoses her hip up bad. Take her in to see the surgeon. He goes "Lets she what shes got", grabs the leash and takes her for a walk. Yowza, surprised me a bit. He comes back and starts listing scenarios. "Nerve damage, leg comes off, excess bone damage, leg comes off" he reels off half a dozen scenarios most of which ended in "leg comes off" So I say "looks like the leg is coming off, is she gonna be all right on 3 legs?" Vet says "You only have two how's that working?" I should have been suspicious, but took the bait. "I don't know about you Doc but I have 3" "Ya, but you don't use that one very often" My buddy actually fell off his chair he was laughing so hard. Then, walking back to the car I noticed right next store was an Asian food place. I say to my bud "Kind of convenient don't ya think?" FYI: The surgery didn't slow LeeLoo down one iota. Best $4,000 I've ever spent.

 

[Immike]

TAlKING DOG FOR SALE $10

Add in paper draws a customer, he shows up and wants to see the dog... “he’s out back” says the man and he enters the back yard to see a regular looking dog sitting there.... I guess you are the talking dog?... the dog replies “yes I do talk” .... astonished by this the man asked “tell me more”... the dog replies “ They discovered I could talk at a early age and immediately the CIA recruits me for dangerous reconnaissance missions around the world and after a 5 year tour the pentagon had me training other dogs for yet another 5 years, and so I decided to return to my home turf and retire in the peace and quiet of my home state”.
The buyer was dumbfounded and ran back to the front door asking why are you selling this dog for $10 ?? The owner replied, “That lying SOB never left the yard in the last 10 years”

 

[Immike]

 

[blackwidowp61]

 

[blackwidowp61]

 

[mikeinct]

Here is another .

 

[blackwidowp61]

 

[blackwidowp61]

 

[Immike]

 

[TomN]

Since you brought up the far side.

 

[47WillysGuy]

 

[47WillysGuy]

 

[mousegunner]

Calvin and Hobbes, The Far Side, just the best ever IMO.

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GotRDid.

I let them fight it out in a sandwich or burger, they lose, I win, delicious! Oh yes, throw in some hot Hatch green chile into the mix as well....damn I'm getting hungry.

 

[USMCDOC]