Warped sense of humor

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[D Coots]

 

[garandman]

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I recently saw a police dog demonstration. This pic isnt far off from reality. Basically, the human policeman becomes the perps best friend as the two legged cop is the ONLY thing saving the two legged perp from being maimed / killed by the 4 legged cop.

it was pretty wild.

 

[Medic505]

Yep, that's Jim Carrie holding his brains

I respectfully disagree. Celery is smarter.

 

[D Coots]

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> A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me" Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
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> After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note…
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> After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone... "She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy french nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like.”
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> He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.
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> She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote..."I can see your feet. We're outta bread: be back in five minutes.”
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[Rancher Mike]

 

[Knotwild]

She`s too ugly to even be on the radio.Two bagger!

Yep, one for her head and one to puke into.

 

[Knotwild]

I want Costco and Big Lots selling new manufacture M60's

Why would I buy a gun nicknamed the "Pig"? Why not something classy like a Monitor BAR, or utilitarian and affordable like the grease gun?

 

[Knotwild]

This is the way he looks 90% of the time. His eyes get even wider when the Republicans are attacking him. The guy is a total belly laugh.

It's not a laugh. They are disrupting this country and giving everyone in Washington the excuse to do nothing. Not to mention parading insanity as normal. And, while we were distracted, they renewed the Patriot Act. We are all frogs in the water with the heat being turned up.

 

[Knotwild]

Pissant all the material by hand and wagon to the death site, exchange of design concepts and application. Sharing of construction labor and establishment of quality requirements by consensus. Everyone helped.
Yeah, build it that way but you go first. Not gonna take the load!

What's all this about?

 

[Knotwild]

Uuuhhh.... Darwinism *is* survival of the strongest... or more correctly... the fittest...

Darwin's work is pretty much fiction if you look into him. If it were true, we would already be something else. Besides, DNA is always diluted, but nothing entirely new has popped up.

 

[garandman]

Why would I buy a gun nicknamed the "Pig"? Why not something classy like a Monitor BAR, or utilitarian and affordable like the grease gun?

Sure. Them too.

 

[Rustytigwire]

What's all this about?

Response to previous post "how we roll" bicycle jump
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Not funny of itself. Support for others post.

 

[Knotwild]

Response to previous post "how we roll" bicycle jump

Thanks. I didn't make me laugh, so I was wondering if I missed something.

 

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GotRDid.

That`s how I feel and most likely look in the MRI chamber.

 

[Knotwild]

 

[T-shooter]

The new Tesla pickup truck. It has nice break proof glass, OUPS!, watch the video.

This is the Chief Executive Design Engineer and one of his earlier efforts.

 

[GotRDid]

Why would I buy a gun nicknamed the "Pig"? Why not something classy like a Monitor BAR, or utilitarian and affordable like the grease gun?

Cause "Merica"!
GotRDid.

 

[mikeinct]

 

[mikeinct]