Warped sense of humor
- Thread starter Ringostar
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freakin funny. good for a good belly laugh.
A guy finds a genie lamp, rubbing brings out the genie and he’s granted 3 wishes but his wife gets double.... wait a minute, I just divorced her and she took me for everything! Genie says that’s the deal so there it is.... Okay first wish is a trillion dollars and she got 2 trillion the genie said. 2nd wish is for a Lamborghini and the genie reminded him that she just got 2 of them.... hmmm so the guy goes and finds a big stick and handed to the genie, here you go genie... I want you to beat me half to death!!
Just looked at a recipe on line; it calls for a sheep's liver, heart, tongue and lung minced and stuffed into the stomach of a sheep with spices. Boil it on high for three hours and serve with mashed potatoes. How people come up with recipes such as this I'll never know. The only thing they forgot was the prairie oysters.
I'm a coonass. Doesn't sound too bad.
Wonder who was the 1st to say, "let's see how this crawfish tastes"?
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