Warped sense of humor

[antelopedundee]

Google Yogi Berra quotes if you really want a laugh. The best part is that Yogi wasn’t trying to be funny.

Listen up you guys cuz I got nothing to say and I'm only gonna say it once.

 

[USMCDOC]

Can you imagine the names this guy was calling himself after this happened..

 

[GotRDid]

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[antelopedundee]

most unheard of thing I ever heard of...

Summer weather comment : "it is hotter than two possums making love in a 100% wool sock...".

It was SO QUIET that you could hear a mouse piss on cotton.

 

[GotRDid]

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[joshb]

Mary had a little Lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now she goes to school with it,
between two slabs of bread.

 

[Snuggie]

What do you call a deer with no eyes???


No idea.


What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?


Still....no idea.

Ouch! That ones older than you!

 

[338 Mollett]

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You guys have no idea how real that is I'm a fence contractor for 40 years !

 

[antelopedundee]

Mary had a little lamb
No it was a little sheep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
Now Mary had a little lamb.

 

[Knotwild]

Has anyone ever had that annoying buzzer that goes off when you leave the keys in the ignition, leave the lights on, have the door ajar, or don't buckle up break and go silent?
Me neither.

 

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