Too many non shooting threads?

[people]

shoot BAMBI out your door,cut into bite size pieces,make sure snowflakes nextdoor are wacthing YO HO,throw the beans at them,get more peppers,shrug your SHOULDERS,
tip your HEAD back,and look into SPACE..

I bet that happens much more than we would ever think. It is crazy how huge antlers make guys do stupid things.

 

[300_whisper]

I’m offended....wait does that prove the memes point??

 

[muleman69]

In keeping with the non shooting related theme, I'd like to wish everyone a happy St. Patrick's Day and a yoga pose for all to peruse.
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My wife promised never to show anybody that picture of me after our wedding .

 

[Milo 2.0]

I’m offended....

I used that line at the dentist office a week ago, had to use the can, small office, 1 bathroom. There was a turd in the bowl, damn, I come out, tell a woman probably 10 yrs younger than myself, get the apology. Then I casually tell her I'm offended, and damn if she did not almost bust out laughing at me.

 

[CT10ring]

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is the grammar police around? we got a 10-63.
no shooting here, so this post is gtg.

 

[timeout]

Chili
2 (14.5 oz) diced tomatoes
1 (15oz) each kidney bean, chili bean, black bean, northern bean, bean, black eye bean, pinto bean include juice from all the bean cans.
2 cans tomatoes soup
2 cans salsa de chile fresco (El Pato
Brand)
1 (2-3 lbs) deer back strap or roast or London broil (best when smoked with hickory for 45min to 1hr) and then cube and seer on a skillet or grill with some A1
2 T. dried onion or 1 med. sauteed onion
1T. Chili powder
1/2 tsp. Ground cinnamon
1tsp. White Sugar
1tsp Ground cumin
1T cayenne pepper
Mix all ingredients in slow cooker cook 300
For 3 to 4 hrs.

I add a handul of mesquiet to the hickory some times

You can make chili with beans, but not without jalepenos

I like beans in my Chili.

Me too, but don't forget the jalapenos!!

 

[hoz53]

My cases do not have headspace. And then there are my cases that have headspace. I can measure cases in so many ways youre bound to like one.

Where's Larry-- i thought he would have showed up for this post.

 

[snert]

Ground Venison, tastes better and much less greasy!

makes me fart...or worse...shart. I will stick with hamburger....kidney beans make enough volume.

 

[300_whisper]

makes me fart...or worse...shart. I will stick with hamburger....kidney beans make enough volume.

That’s disgusting hahaha

 

[snert]

That’s disgusting hahaha

oopsie...hope I didnt offend. I just ASSumed most of the guys here have attended deer camp, where the air is mostly sulphur.

 

[300_whisper]

oopsie...hope I didnt offend. I just ASSumed most of the guys here have attended deer camp, where the air is mostly sulphur.

Nope in honor of a shooting thread, that complains about non shooting, I’m 100% offended. Please upgrade my silver membership to gold so I do not post a SJW YouTube video about you, kind sir.

Actually EDIT: instead of please upgrade, in true SJW fashion, I DEMAND the upgrade!

 

[snert]

Nope in honor of a shooting thread, that complains about non shooting, I’m 100% offended. Please upgrade my silver membership to gold so I do not post a SJW YouTube video about you, kind sir.

so in other news I had surgery today...had some back nerves toasted. Slept 5 hours afterward, then woke up, stood up and started crying. Have not been pain free in over a year. Even if it doesn't last, those few minutes without pain made me so happy I cried. So...now I fart and cry...does that offset your offense or place me in "sissy" realm, crying and whining about personal conditions that should be avoided on real accuracy threads just like politics, religion and the 6.5 creedmore?

I like this thread by the way. Laff out loud funny.

Still waiting for the guffster to pop up. My dang feeler gauge is all stiff and got bent. OOOPs,t here I go again talking about personsl matters

 

[300_whisper]

so in other news I had surgery today...had some back nerves toasted. Slept 5 hours afterward, then woke up, stood up and started crying. Have not been pain free in over a year. Even if it doesn't last, those few minutes without pain made me so happy I cried. So...now I fart and cry...does that offset your offense or place me in "sissy" realm, crying and whining about personal conditions that should be avoided on real accuracy threads just like politics, religion and the 6.5 creedmore?

I like this thread by the way. Laff out loud funny.

Still waiting for the guffster to pop up. My dang feeler gauge is all stiff and got bent. OOOPs,t here I go again talking about personsl matters

@snert, my posts were 100% trying to be funny. I wasnt singling you out at all. I’m really sorry if I offended you. I’m being sincere. I really like this forum, and it’s helps me cover down on the time I’m not shooting. I got carried away trying to be funny. In all seriousness I agree with what you’re saying, and again I’m sorry.

 

[KMart]

I will stick with hamburger....kidney beans make enough volume.

HAMBURGER! Using hamburger for chili is a hanging offense in a lot of circles. The grind has to be much larger than that if you grind the meat and that can get you jail time. Small cubed chunks of meat is the preferred method.

 

[Dgd6mm]

oopsie...hope I didnt offend. I just ASSumed most of the guys here have attended deer camp, where the air is mostly sulphur.

Bada Bing, bada boom, squirt...

 

[Medic505]

HAMBURGER! Using hamburger for chili is a hanging offense in a lot of circles. The grind has to be much larger than that if you grind the meat and that can get you jail time. Small cubed chunks of meat is the preferred method.

I guess we're going to have to start a chili thread. Thanks K-Mart, spoken like a true Texan.

 

[hogpatrol]

WAAAAY OT

 

[muleman69]

its all fun and games until someone gets butt hurt...lol. I find it hilarious that there are actually whiners that can’t even control what they read! The founding fathers of our country would roll over in their graves if they could see what we have become!!

Not only founding fathers but most of OUR fathers and grand fathers right on down the line. Be nice to have them back to help Donald straighten things out....lol

 

[Milo 2.0]

 

[hogpatrol]

Not only founding fathers but most of OUR fathers and grand fathers right on down the line. Be nice to have them back to help Donald straighten things out....lol

They went through hard times, wars, depressions and sacrifice. Today's citizens are too soft. Poor people in this country don't know what poor is (see below taken 9/18 in Africa). I say bring back the draft or initiate mandatory military service. One appreciates what they have after they've seen how 95% of the rest of the world lives. Sadly the new paradigm is everyone should live better without having to work for it and getting ahead is for someone else.