the Perfect Bumper Sticker...

[hogpatrol]

thats it--and a lotta truth there!

Tits, props or wheels, you're gonna have problems.

 

[Evlshnngns]

I can't say it any better.

Im getting that on a T-shirt!

 

[Ray B]

Im getting that on a T-shirt!

At the time WE were considered British, so we should remember that it was OUR leaders that were leading the charge to disarm US- it should be kept in mind the next time you hear one of OUR leaders talk about the cure to various problems.

 

[Legionnaire]

Seen on the FRONT bumper of a pickup a couple years ago:

"Run, Hillary, Run!"

 

[Legionnaire]

I'm getting that on a T-shirt!

If you're going to get that put on a T-shirt, at least fix the date. The "shot heard 'round the world" was in April, 1775. It would better read:

"In April, 1775, British troops demanded we surrender our weapons."

Just sayin' ...

 

[remdriver]

From 40 yrs a go

Gas, Grass or Ass
Nobody rides free

 

[pikespeakgoat]

 

[Outrider27]

From 40 yrs a go

Gas, Grass or Ass
Nobody rides free

Closer to 50 years.

 

[JFrank]

or two.

I saw both of these on a pickup about an hour ago.

1. Oscar Wilde's timeless quote: Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.

2. The Perfect one: The fact that there is a highway to hell, and a stairway to Heaven should give you some idea of the anticipated traffic patterns.

A window sticker on the back of an old Ford truck said -No Air Bags" we die like real men

 

[Monte F]

On my '76 Dodge van when I was in high school: If this van is a rockn Don't be a knockn. and It might be your daughter in here.

 

[rebel]

In honor of my little Jack -

 

[misfire]

Saying round here goes if it's fast flies Floats or fu#$s it's going to be expensive

 

[Ringostar]

A fellow F class shooter has this on his car. "Spay and neuter liberals"

 

[hogpatrol]

Sign in a B&B: "We don't have Wi-Fi. Talk to each other".

 

[dttheliman]

 

[rardoin]

Saying round here goes if it's fast flies Floats or fu#$s it's cheaper to rent it!

Fixed it for you

 

[AJ172SBCT]

Years ago, my wife bought me this bumper sticker for my truck,

I just got a gun for my wife...
The best trade I ever made

 

[jnyfeler]

I love it!

Jeff

 

[George486]

I love it!

Jeff

There is another part of Europe, the part you sold

 

[ClassCat]

"I LOVE SPOTTED OWL, It tastes just like chicken."