the Perfect Bumper Sticker...

[MMH]

Seen on the back of a 3/4 ton pickup like mine:

Real Pickups Don't Have Sparkplugs

A slight modification to the above:
Definition of a Real Truck: Three Pedals, Two Levers, NO Sparkplugs

 

[brxbrad]

On the back of a old beat up van......I USED TO BE COOL....

 

[Immike]

We used to have a guy running around town with a old station wagon covered with religious bumper stickers, on the back tailgate a big one read.... “ You can’t get in Heaven without Jesus bumper stickers!”

 

[Bob Sebold]

In Madison WI, the people's republic, "Capitalism = Problems, Socialism = Solutions!. DUH, which gas chamber do you think this ding bat was gonna use?

 

[rebel]

And I have to say, there were two younger fellas I worked with in the past that kept trying to one up me in the practical joke dept. I kept telling them just to stop. Finally, as I came in one morning to find my keys and several "walk around" tools I used every day frozen in a block of ice, I promised them this would be it. 2 weeks later I had one of these on each of their trucks -

The joking stopped.One drove around two weeks before he noticed and got propositioned twice.

 

[Davey Boy]

On the back of a Dodge Ram............Dodge the father Ram the daughter

 

[338 Mollett]

Thirty years ago a Chevette with about six Asians passed me with a bumper sticker that said " I love my dog well done" I almost wrecked.

 

[boltman13]

I can't say it any better.

 

[Dirtball]

I am a proud "SECOND HAND VEGITARIAN"

Cows eat grass, I eat cows.

 

[agr516]

 

[Dirtball]

One of my favorite gun control quotes, kind'a says it all.

 

[johnfred1965]

I can't say it any better.

where can I get some of these?

 

[Monte F]

One of my favorite gun control quotes, kind'a says it all.View attachment 1049541

How did that work out for Germany? Now they are trying to disarm the Swiss, the one country Hitler didn't try to invade that had a much smaller but very well trained army.

 

[Brians356]

Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and the Panama Canal?
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[joshb]

 

[1lnbrdg]

I'm not much on using expletive / deletes but can't seem to help thinking them when I see her.

 

[JBT47]

One of my favorite gun control quotes, kind'a says it all.View attachment 1049541

Our entire nation needs to read that one.

 

[Kracken McGraw]

With no disrespect to the Ladies. The one that caught my funny bone was when a mini Chevy Luv packed with three dudes passed by. Sticker on back read” No Fat Chicks”.

 

[joshb]

Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and the Panama Canal?
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You can give the Panama Canal away but nobody wants Hillary?
A "B"? The Panama Canal is just a big Ditch.
Thousands of sailors have passed thru the Canal. Not with Hillary. ...well...let me think on that.....

 

[msinc]

This aint a bumper sticker, but it does reflect the American way...while in the Keys diving two years ago I saw a large yacht. It was probably just under 100 foot long. It had a 25ft Boston Whaler Outrage on the back of it for a "tender". The name of the Whaler was "Job" the name of the yacht was "Change Order".