the Perfect Bumper Sticker...

[Legionnaire]

 

[BillPa]

One I saw on the rear window of a SUV, " Hang up, you're driving a vehicle not a phone booth"

 

[rebel]

Had this one on my office door for years.

 

[BillPa]

Not a bumper sticker but a sign I had on my desk at work(?)...
"Should I rush the job I was rushing before I rush the job you just rushed in with?"

 

[300_whisper]

I miss my jeeps

 

[Bbear]

And another I like:

 

[js2013]

Jesus is coming, and man is he pissed!

 

[Brians356]

Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and the Panama Canal?
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A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
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[HomeSlice]

An old girlfriend of mine had this: “There’s no government like no government”

 

[Brians356]

An old girlfriend of mine had this: “There’s no government like no government”

I've never dated an anarchist. Not for lack of trying.
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[Brians356]

I just thought of one (guaranteed original):

"The only good government is a dead(locked) government."
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[KMart]

This aint a bumper sticker, but it does reflect the American way...while in the Keys diving two years ago I saw a large yacht. It was probably just under 100 foot long. It had a 25ft Boston Whaler Outrage on the back of it for a "tender". The name of the Whaler was "Job" the name of the yacht was "Change Order".

The "Job" must have been a government project.

 

[orbitup]

One I saw on the rear window of a SUV, " Hang up, you're driving a vehicle not a phone booth"

And a lot of people reading that will think "What's a phone booth?"

 

[PatMiles]

"It's NEVER too late to have a happy childhood."

 

[centerlineseal]

"I brake for quail, ... and shoot 'em!"

 

[hogpatrol]

 

[6ShotsOr5?]

or tires...

If it has tits it will give you tires?

 

[Ray B]

The saying is: If it has Tits or Tires, you've got Troubles!

 

[Dusty Stevens]

 

[okie]

The saying is: If it has Tits or Tires, you've got Troubles!

thats it--and a lotta truth there!