the Perfect Bumper Sticker...

[IdahoSharpshooter]

or two.

I saw both of these on a pickup about an hour ago.

1. Oscar Wilde's timeless quote: Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.

2. The Perfect one: The fact that there is a highway to hell, and a stairway to Heaven should give you some idea of the anticipated traffic patterns.

 

[Toby Bradshaw]

 

[Toby Bradshaw]

 

[Toby Bradshaw]

 

[orbitup]

An old favorite of mine.

If God didn't want us to eat animals
he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

 

[abishai]

"guns don't kill people ----- daddys with daughters kill people ! "

 

[6ShotsOr5?]

 

[ebb]

I saw this on a tan Chevy van in post office lot in Palm Beach Florida. "ROSES ARE RED, PICKLES ARE GREEN, I LIKE YOUR LEGS, AND WHATS IN BETWEEN."

 

[IdahoSharpshooter]

some of these are pretty good, but I can stand up in front of my Church and repeat mine...

 

[Bc'z]

 

[KenOath]

A sticker from a box of Berger bullets,

“The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese”.

 

[geraldgee]

 

[theMadAlaskan]

Homer, Alaska: A quaint drinking village with a fishing problem.

 

[M-61]

 

[Gman]

NICE !!!!!

 

[ebb]

Idaho I just told what I saw. It isn't on my truck nor with I go to the pulpit and announce it either.

 

[Ray B]

Let's not forget the M79 also had a wood-stock

 

[Uthink Uknow]

You just don't hear much these days about the M 79. Of course, I'm not in the Army any more.

 

[Willie]

Let's not forget the M79 also had a wood-stock

That "thump" was a reassuring sound.

 

[jds holler]

JESUS LOVES YOU!! everyone else thinks you're an asshole jd