Ordered my Christmas present

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I said to my wife, ''I ordered my Christmas present'', she said what's that. I told her I can't tell it's a secret. And I don't want to ruin the surprise. You guessed it, the new $50 dollar borescope we saw a few weeks ago on the Daily's. I bet she can't wait.

 

[nmkid]

She will be proud of you...Money well spent!

 

[jrm850]

I'd like to buy my wife a thermal scope for Christmas. She doesn't really have a gun yet though so I'll have to let her mount it on one of mine.

 

[Bc'z]

My wife got the bolt on my R700 bushed and is getting handle skeletonized, bolt fluted, and shroud beveled for my Christmas.
Work is already underway....

She just don't know it yet!!!

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

What ever you do, never and I mean never buy a wife a new lawnmower, for Christmas.

 

[Link]

What ever you do, never and I mean never buy a wife a new lawnmower, for Christmas.

Last time my wife drove my Craftsman into the back of my 6 wheeler and pushed it into my snowmobile lol. I took the key and I think she accomplished her mission.

 

[Tommie]

During my college days, I knew a guy who bought his girlfriend a new camshaft...but for HIS truck. He told her “Honey, this will get me to your house quicker”.

 

[joshb]

What ever you do, never and I mean never buy a wife a new lawnmower, for Christmas.

...or vacuum cleaner!! It was expensive and I thought she’d love it! Not so much!

 

[topclass2017]

My wife actually wanted a new vacuum for mother's day a few years back, even though it gets used 90%+ of the time by our housekeeper...

 

[R.Morehouse]

I'd like to buy my wife a thermal scope for Christmas. She doesn't really have a gun yet though so I'll have to let her mount it on one of mine.

It's not uncommon to build a gun around a scope......

 

[46and2]

It's not uncommon to build a gun around a scope......

I've built rifles around a bullet, but never built a rifle around a scope.
I thought I was "completely ate up"...now I know I am just "ate up".
Now I might have a new project.

 

[MislMan]

What ever you do, never and I mean never buy a wife a new lawnmower, for Christmas.

Yeah ... that’s a no-no. Everybody knows a new lawnmower is a birthday gift!! LOL

 

[Uthink Uknow]

Around here she couldn’t use that mower for about five months.

 

[Knotwild]

It's representative of the sad state of affairs in this country that no one believes in Santa Claus any more.

 

[jpx2rk]

I ordered some "stuff" before Thanksgiving, we went out of town for the holiday, came back and opened the big box it all came it. Wife took ALL of the various items except for 2 boxes of bullets she didn't see in the packaging to hold back for "my" Christmas gifts. I even used my CC to pay for the #$%#$ items. Then she got mad because I hadn't ordered anything "for" her.

 

[Twicepop]

My wife and I bought a joint gift this year, it's a depository of political aspirations and promises. The contractor we hired to do the job calls it a septic tank.

 

[djporter]

I got my wife a new leaf rake for Christmas one year because she said that she did not like the one she had. That didn’t go over well.
This year I got her four new tires. Well, they were mounted on a new Toyota Highlander. That worked a lot better.

 

[338 Mollett]

Young Jonathan at the watering hole told one day got he his mother a 150 dollar gift card to bass pro shop for her birthday one time.

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

It's representative of the sad state of affairs in this country that no one believes in Santa Claus any more.

I believe in YOU Santa. I sent a long list to you.

 

[Ranger007]

I ordered my, ooppss... I mean my wife a Vudoo Apparition today. Going to stay up Christmas Eve to greet Ole Saint Nick when he slides down the chim chimney chim chim sharoo.