On the lighter side.....
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USMCDOC
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yeah.. a lil more than a hand full i am afraid!That is some big Tabby!Going to get a lot bigger!
dave@aDave
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The wife just stopped by and said "you weren't even listening, were you?"
I thought to myself......." That's a pretty strange way to start off a conversation".
I thought to myself......." That's a pretty strange way to start off a conversation".
Several years back my wife and I went to Maine for our 25th anniversary. When going through Massachusetts we were in the far left lane behind a string of locals running with the flow of traffic. I glanced over to my left and noticed a state trooper sitting facing traffic, with no seeming intent on getting into traffic. After glancing at him, I looked down at the speedo and we were all running 95 or a bit more.I was just laughing about this tonight on my way into work.
Posted limit 55, highway patrol and traffic rolling at 75.
That mug could draw a blister on a bulldog's ass.
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Lone Hunter
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THE LAST RIDE ON MY HARLEY]
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid
hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the
ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with
a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing
a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled
myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, Get in and I'll take you home
so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I
don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I am a nurse," she insisted.
"I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive.
Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few
miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said,
"I feel a lot better but I know my wife
is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile.
"Stay for a while. She won't know anything.
By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with the Harley, I guess!"
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid
hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the
ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with
a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing
a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled
myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, Get in and I'll take you home
so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I
don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I am a nurse," she insisted.
"I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive.
Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few
miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said,
"I feel a lot better but I know my wife
is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile.
"Stay for a while. She won't know anything.
By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with the Harley, I guess!"
Now that’s funny
SEM
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I cant help but, think I could get away with it, pretty sure I could, oh what the heck I know I can, about 20 years ago could
brokeasajoke
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These murder hornets kinda favor what we called Japanese hornets as a kid.
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