On the lighter side.....
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MikeT49
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My wife was fed up with these guys when we lived in California. They would come by at least once a month and sometime more. They were persistent and if you made the mistake and spoke with them, they would not leave.
So she came up with a plan. The next time they came by, she acted happy to see them and that she was a Wicken and wanted to talk to them. They left and we never saw them again.
I live on a dirt road. Signs at the start of the road clearly say "private road, no trespassing". Bible thumpers must not know how to read. One day I had just got out of the shower. My driveway alarm goes off. Bible thumpers, AAaaaarrrrgh. So I put on the smallest pair of underwear I could quickly find. Grabbed my Ruger Speed Six from under the pillow. I walked down to the front door and waited for the doorbell. Bell rings. I opened the door. Musta been a beautiful sight to behold on account they were speechless. I quietly say "I suggest you go back to the beginning of the road and read the fricking sign". Closed the door. That was 10 years ago, they must have learned how to read.
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