On the lighter side.....
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dthomas
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Can we mail in more than just a sample? Think she would appreciate the whole load.
Done!
In fact I want to be sure so I sent two samples!
Nick Caprinolo
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A woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for
her grandson's birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get so she
just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark
shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this
rod and reel?"
He says, “Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything
from the sound it makes."
She doesn’t believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod
with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line.
It’s a good all-around combination and it's on sale this week for only
$20.00."
She says, “It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it
dropping on the counter. I’ll take it!" As she opens
her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really
embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being
blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, “That'll be $34.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and
reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50."
her grandson's birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get so she
just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark
shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this
rod and reel?"
He says, “Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything
from the sound it makes."
She doesn’t believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod
with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line.
It’s a good all-around combination and it's on sale this week for only
$20.00."
She says, “It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it
dropping on the counter. I’ll take it!" As she opens
her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really
embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being
blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, “That'll be $34.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and
reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50."
Nick Caprinolo
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Nick Caprinolo
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Nick Caprinolo
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Nick Caprinolo
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Nick Caprinolo
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Nick Caprinolo
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Nick Caprinolo
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Nick Caprinolo
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Nick Caprinolo
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Nick Caprinolo
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dave@aDave
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The Good Old Days.......
Is it just me, or do the rest of you long for those days when taking the wife and mother-in-law out for that Sunday drive in the country was a bright spot of the week?
Life was so simple back then.........
Is it just me, or do the rest of you long for those days when taking the wife and mother-in-law out for that Sunday drive in the country was a bright spot of the week?
Life was so simple back then.........
sqrlgtr
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I thought that was a poster for socialism.....
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