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On the lighter side.....

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Two young brothers were getting dressed one morning when the older of the two said to his younger brother, we're old enough now that we should start to swear. The younger brother said, yeah but what doe we say.
The older boy thinks about it for a minute and says, mommy always says 'Oh Hell" that's what I'm going to say. The younger boy thinks about it and says, daddy always says "you bet your sweet ass" that's what I'm going to say.
The boys come downstairs and sit at the table and their mother says, what would you like for breakfast this morning boys? The older boy says, oh hell mom, give me a bowl of cornflakes. His mother marches him over to the kitchen sink and washes his mouth out with soap, then turns to the younger brother and says, WELL what are YOU going to have young man. He says back to his mother, I,I,I don't know but you can bet your sweet ass it won't be cornflakes.
 
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