Need help: Thinking of writing a book.

[Big_Daddy]

I NEED A BOOK TITLE!!!!

I am the President of a fairly sizable gun club here in Washington State and have been told by several club members that I should write a book that deals with all aspects of running a gun club.

This would include the good, the bad, the ugly and of course the downright ridiculous.

Let's hear some suggestions, as to a TITLE, and no they do not need to be serious.

Also Charters/Topics that should be covered

The funnier the better,

 

[M-61]

“How to please all of the people all of the time”

 

[ebb]

"You did what???"

 

[mudduck]

So you want to president

 

[Adam in WI]

The Beginner's Guide to Shooting Yourself in the Foot: and other dumb stuff you may be considering

 

[jds holler]

"Well, Shoot!"

 

[BartsBullets]

How about.

"Bullets & Belly Laughs: The Range Operator's Guide"


Bart

 

[Bottom Fodder]

“ the up’s and down’s of being a baby sitter”

 

[Acyr]

If it can be shot, it will be shot.

 

[Damfino]

I NEED A BOOK TITLE!!!!

I am the President of a fairly sizable gun club here in Washington State and have been told by several club members that I should write a book that deals with all aspects of running a gun club.

This would include the good, the bad, the ugly and of course the downright ridiculous.

Let's hear some suggestions, as to a TITLE, and no they do not need to be serious.

Also Charters/Topics that should be covered

The funnier the better,

Running A Gun Club: Not Just Another Get Rich Quick Scheme
How to Run A Gun Club for Fun & Profit
Run a Gun Club: How to Win Friends and Influence People
Running a Gun Club: How I Found Jesus and Started My Prison Ministry
Running a Gun Club: The Thinking Man's Guide to Mental Illness
Running a Gun Club: A Survivor's Guide

 

[TaperPin]

How to impress people and disassemble your first AR build with the first shot.

 

[marazzi59]

Instant regret, choosing to run a gun club for free!!!

 

[marchx]

Farewell to arms. Oops, already taken.

 

[338 Mollett]

" Congress At The Gun Range "

 

[ebb]

When I was running construction work I told my wife what happened during my day. She says "You have changed occupations; you are babysitting grownups now."

 

[coldboreshot]

"Nurturing the Chaos: a self help guide for the questionably insane".

 

[rr2030]

Possible titles:

Don't point that at me
It's not loaded
Only a flesh wound
Everything you needed to know about running a gun club but were afraid to ask
Why does it hurt when I pee (catering to the Appendix carry crowd)
Big_Daddy's gun club adventure

 

[mfendley]

"Adult Daycare"

 

[ronsatspokane]

The old tried and true: Gun clubs for Dummies.

 

[ebb]

Its along way from your heart