Name your rifle?

[BartsBullets]

groot has wood stock right??

Exactly

 

[GSS]

We should be cautions here...

Once we get done naming our rifles what will we be naming next ????

 

[mike a]

We should be cautions here...

Once we get done naming our rifles what will we be naming next ????

Got 4 or 5 powder scales laying around. Suck, Lousy, Wanderer etc

 

[centerlineseal]

7mm RemMag in a 1970s era model 700 BDL. "Old Mr. Death"

 

[Danoh]

Bob

 

[Falfan2017]

Vicky short for Victoria’s Secret because it’s a purple bra in size 6

 

[Dud]

I did buy a pretty rifle that had been named Monica Belluci but not by the previous owner, by a guy who wanted to buy it.

 

[ahusted1978]

Mine was properly named "The money pit ".

 

[dryhumor]

Bertha... all 16 pounds of her.

 

[jbarnwell]

280AI hunting rifle, The Blackwidow.
Smith & Wesson 629, Old Betsy.
Haven't really thought about naming anymore of them.

 

[Snuggie]

I call my .223 The Pea Shooter.

 

[Iggyort]

I am reminded of this Game of Thrones episode.

 

[msinc]

All of mine but one are named after Mexican hookers...and I treat them like the whores that I know they are!!! I have a Ruger American that was supposed to be a "cost effective" throw around the truck gun...but, to get it to shoot less than a four inch group it had to be barreled, triggered, stocked, glass bedded, scoped...well you get the idea. It's now known as the "six million dollar gun".
I have a buddy with a Sako 243. You cannot seat a bullet out far enough to touch lands...he calls it Linda Lovelace.

Edit: these are two of my favorites...Rosa and Camilla. They are named after the two that hung me up by the feet and beat me senseless one night in Matamouros. They used ping pong paddles and ratchet straps. God I love Mexico!!!!!!

 

[Walt Krafft]

AR I legged with is Trusty. Purple T2K is Barney. Blue T2K is Cookie Monster. First space gun is Darth Vader. Second space gun is Luke Sky Walker. Third space gun is POS. Then there is Yeller, Palma, Blue, Little Red, Little Green. There is a bit in "Full Metal Jacket" about naming rifles. It is priceless.

 

[D.Stone]

I just call everything I have some variation of garbage or piece of shit...or rusty junk.

It really bothers some people.

 

[snert]

Old Yeller 3rd...belonged to Fred Sinclair in the 80's. A Superior in 22 PPC with a yellow stock and hound dog painted on it by his bride. Glad i researched it

 

[vahena]

Old Blue, Big Red,The great White and Orca are mine.
Rob

 

[Sekora]

I have a 300 wsm that I used to use hunting in the midwest. I called it "The Heart Breaker". I don't use that rifle anymore and I have not named any others.

 

[BenPerfected]

Old Besty (Ves Parker 1955)

 

[okie]

Allis, (I grew up on an Allis Chalmers D17) Orange fibergless stock, Haverkamp action, Kreiger 1/7, 6BR.
Blondi, Laminated stock that's overall light in color with some dark streaks (she's a dirty blond) Bat action, Kreiger 1/8, 6BR.

now I want one in IH red!!