Little bit of humor for the day
- Thread starter JackWagon
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I didn't know he had passed. RIP "Duck".
Just had that last night at a "clean up" party for my oldest daughter and her fiancee at their property they will be moving to later this year.
Tax his land, tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule
Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his ties, tax his shirts,
Tax his work, tax his dirt
Tax his chew, tax his smoke,
Teach him taxes are no joke.
Tax his car, tax his grass,
Tax the roads he must pass
Tax his food, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his sodas, tax his beers,
If he cries, tax his tears
Tax his bills, tax his gas,
Tax his notes, tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough
If he hollers, tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when he's gone, we won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance tax
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Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule
Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his ties, tax his shirts,
Tax his work, tax his dirt
Tax his chew, tax his smoke,
Teach him taxes are no joke.
Tax his car, tax his grass,
Tax the roads he must pass
Tax his food, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his sodas, tax his beers,
If he cries, tax his tears
Tax his bills, tax his gas,
Tax his notes, tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough
If he hollers, tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when he's gone, we won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance tax
Author Unknown
OMW57
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did that 6 years ago..... called it RETIREMENT!
GotRDid
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Poor bugger, his friends used him as bait!
SEM
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check out those roots, would probably die if there was audio
snert
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That old drunk in the front of the frame looks like he is aware as Joe B.
farmerjohn
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Love it!!!! Had a guy like that working for me once, could take a nap in a feather bed and wake up bleeding......John
Murray Brook
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The only way to pay homage to this would be with smilies that slobber.
GotRDid
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