A little humor

[trapperdan]

Husband and Wife are Christmas Shopping at a busy shopping mall just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on his cell.

The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up…

"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.

"Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."

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[SDWhirlwind]

Now that is good.lol

 

[F Class John]

Saw it coming and I still laughed!

 

[SSL]

Now I understand why there are "cooling off" periods prior to bringing a new gun home in so many states.

 

[butchlambert]

Husband and Wife are Christmas Shopping at a busy shopping mall just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on his cell.

The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up…

"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.

"Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."

Trapperdan, that is an oldie and my wife said the same thing again after I told her where I was. She saw no humor!

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[BW64]

Funny!! His funeral is next week!

BW

 

[Rdlningcltchdmpr]

Saw it coming and I still laughed!

Could you imagine going to a movie with Nostradomas, he would be like oh you didn't see that coming ?

 

[muleman69]

Husband and Wife are Christmas Shopping at a busy shopping mall just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on his cell.

The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up…

"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.

"Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."

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That is a classic for sure

 

[North Fork]

Love it

 

[69mach]

A gun shop in a shopping mall?? That would be genius.

 

[PatMiles]

A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her Teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as Well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing The street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had Another 33 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the Ambulance?"


God replied:

"Holy crap! I didn't recognize you!!!!!"

 

[mike a]

A gun shop in a shopping mall?? That would be genius.

I seen it. Stanley Andrews I believe. 1983 Fayetteville NC.

 

[butchlambert]

I have a pharmacist friend in West Virginia that opened his second pharmacy and said it would be called Drugs&Guns. It would also be a gunshop.

 

[MrMajestic]

Charlie Smithgall, was Mayor, has a Pharmacy and Gunshop in downtown Lancaster, PA. Just shot a couple of bad guys that tried to rob him. They lost...

 

[Rdlningcltchdmpr]

Explosion at the holiday inn, there were roomer's fling everywhere.

Layoffs at the tuna factory, 100 people got canned !

 

[captain23steve]

I have a pharmacist friend in West Virginia that opened his second pharmacy and said it would be called Drugs&Guns. It would also be a gunshop.[/

http://mccaysvilledrugcenter.com/

 

[butchlambert]

You may have seen my buds place on TV. A few years ago they had an armed robbery looking for Opiods and his cashier pulled his pistol and controlled the situation. It was on his security cameras.

 

[Rdlningcltchdmpr]

They arrested a man in the Gulf of Mexico using his fast cigarette boat to run over dolphins, the investigation revealed he did it on porpoise !