Little bit of humor for the day
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R.Morehouse
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I used to work as a civilian heavy duty vehicle tech for the military, and after visiting a friend after work I got stopped at a RIDE program (Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere) and was asked drinking? I replied I am if you are buying! The Officer looked at me with a stearn look, realised what I had said and said have a good day. I still laugh when I think about it. This was about 20 years ago.
JayHHI6818
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old_heli_logger
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants.
The bartender says, "Hey, what's that steering wheel doing down your pants?"
The pirate says, "YAR, it's drivin' me nuts."
The bartender says, "Hey, what's that steering wheel doing down your pants?"
The pirate says, "YAR, it's drivin' me nuts."
On a mission from GOD.
I was sitting on the front porch with my oldest son when two dogs started humping.
He asked, what are those dogs doing? I said they are making puppy's.
He did not ask any more questions and just watched.
Later that evening he walked into our bedroom and saw us having adult fun.
He asked Dad what are you and mom doing? I replied and said making you a baby brother.
He replied roll mom over I want a puppy instead.
He asked, what are those dogs doing? I said they are making puppy's.
He did not ask any more questions and just watched.
Later that evening he walked into our bedroom and saw us having adult fun.
He asked Dad what are you and mom doing? I replied and said making you a baby brother.
He replied roll mom over I want a puppy instead.
JayHHI6818
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New flavor for old people 
jackieschmidt
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