Little bit of humor for the day
- Thread starter JackWagon
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I sure do. Guess that tells my age!
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across
the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but
unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out
to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying
on the side of a road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and
asks man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and
killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a
spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and
sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its
paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the
rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road
another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and
waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out
of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What
is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says,
"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."
the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but
unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out
to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying
on the side of a road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and
asks man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and
killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a
spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and
sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its
paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the
rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road
another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and
waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out
of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What
is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says,
"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."
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