Laughter Side of Christmas

[Kracken McGraw]

 

[bsekf]

to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights!! Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It's just too much stress.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

 

[okie]

to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights!! Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It's just too much stress.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

LMAO!!!

 

[Monte F]

Friends-please be careful.





Yesterday I went to a Christmas party. I had a few beers, followed by a few cocktails, followed by a few shots…





I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit. That’s when I decided to do what I have never done before: I took a cab home.





Sure enough there was a police road block on the way home, and since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was both a great relief and a surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don’t even remember where I got it from, and now that it is in my garage, I don’t know what to do with it.

 

[SSL]

to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights!! Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It's just too much stress.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Not to mention taking the dangling air freshener off your rear-view mirror...

 

[Kracken McGraw]

 

[JFrank]

 

[targetsmoker]

lol. good stuff here! I am so sick of the political humor being posted. this is so refreshing. Thank you!

 

[BlueWater]

Maxine's always got a skewed take on things. Gotta love Maxine ...

 

[BlueWater]

 

[BlueWater]

 

[BlueWater]

 

[BlueWater]

 

[BlueWater]

 

[BlueWater]

 

[BlueWater]

 

[BlueWater]

As Santa's gettin' on in years, this has gotta happen at some point ...

 

[358WCF]

 

[Kracken McGraw]

 

[JayHHI6818]

Drove around our neighborhood the other night so granddaughter could see the Christmas lights. One house has this huge moose cutout. Next door neighbor put up cutout of a hunter aiming at the moose. Moose laying down. Drive by next day and moose is standing back up and NO Hunting sign put up!