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I wonder if they checked their math?
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Thankfully, I sold my beach house and now live 700 feet above sea level!
The Last Glacial Maximum (LGM) occurred about 20,000 years ago, during the last phase of the Pleistocene epoch. At that time, global sea level was more than 400 feet lower than it is today, and glaciers covered approximately: 8% of Earth’s surface 25% of Earth’s land area 33% of Alaska Beginning about 15,000 years ago, continental glaciers retreated and sea level began to rise.


Nothing new, just a cycle folks. We are here for a flash........


CW
 
The Last Glacial Maximum (LGM) occurred about 20,000 years ago, during the last phase of the Pleistocene epoch. At that time, global sea level was more than 400 feet lower than it is today, and glaciers covered approximately: 8% of Earth’s surface 25% of Earth’s land area 33% of Alaska Beginning about 15,000 years ago, continental glaciers retreated and sea level began to rise.


Nothing new, just a cycle folks. We are here for a flash........


CW
Oh yeah! Well, I'm gonna be ready in my boat with my ruler that I measure snowfall. I'll show ya!
Now I off to Yellowstone, need to check out volcano that will wipe out the U.S.
 
Ventriloquist driving through WYO. headed to his next gig. He is tired, hungry, and sleepy. As he's driving down the interstate he realizes he is about 3 hours from the city he's headed to. Suddenly he spots what looks like a fire a short distance from the highway. He slows down and yes, it's a campfire! He drives in there and finds a sheepherder sitting next to the fire. They greet each other and the ventriloquist asks if there's any way he can get a bite to eat and sleep next to the fire. No problem. A few minutes later they are sitting there drinking coffee and the ventriloquist says, "Did you know that animals can talk? Sheepherder says, 'No they can't. Ventriloquist throws his voice toward the sheepherder's horse and says, 'Man, I am tired, this guy rides me all day and hardly feeds me. The sheepherder almost chokes on his coffee! The camp dog walks in and sits next to the fire. Again the ventriloquist throws his voice and the dog says, "This guy hardly feeds me and he likes to kick me". At this point, the sheepherder throws his coffee cup on the ground and glares at the poor dog. Well, this young ewe walks by and the sheepherder jumps up with a wild look in his eyes and blurts out, "If she says anything she's lying"!!
 
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