Laugh for the Day

[Nick Caprinolo]

When you're seventy five or older.

I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.....


This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute.

You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost me 6 stitches...but,
When you're seventy six...............who cares?

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

I went to the drug store and told the clerk "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
Lady Clerk: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
I said "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."
When you're seventy six.............who cares?

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

I was talking to a young woman in the VFW last night.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
Cost me a fat lip, but...
When you're seventy six..............who cares?

 

[Shooter13]

I could do this....

My lab was having pups so I installed a window A/C in the dog house, hey, I love my dogs.

 

[GotRDid]

YIKES STRIPES !!!!!!!!!!

Yes Sir; flavor lasted just long enough to unwrap the next piece.

 

[SEM]

And the long lasting Juicy Fruit and Double mint.... Still to this day I can hear my moms warning DONT swallow your gum !!!!!! I did ... oh crap !!!! scared the hell out of my self figured I was dying

 

[D Coots]

Got Otis beat on this one!! Only difference is I was sober, 75 yrs ago.... John View attachment 1410459

Glad you got over it ...never trust a man that doesn't drink.....

 

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