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Nick Caprinolo said:
here is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've heard

colleagues referring to people with Guts, or with Balls. Do they,

however, know the difference between them?

Here's the official distinction; straight from the British Medical

Journal: Volume 323; page 295.

GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being

met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: Are you

still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling

of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on

the butt and having the Balls to say: "You're next, Chubby"

I trust this clears up any confusion.
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And in either situation your funeral is in 5 days!
 
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