joshb
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That cub is just starting on his favorite part before mama gets it!
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Shooter13
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My wife told me this last night!
outasite`08
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Yeah, I got my wife a Recipe file box for Christmas. The only response I got was "When is the community yard sale". Jeff
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here is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've heard
colleagues referring to people with Guts, or with Balls. Do they,
however, know the difference between them?
Here's the official distinction; straight from the British Medical
Journal: Volume 323; page 295.
GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the Balls to say: "You're next, Chubby"
I trust this clears up any confusion.
colleagues referring to people with Guts, or with Balls. Do they,
however, know the difference between them?
Here's the official distinction; straight from the British Medical
Journal: Volume 323; page 295.
GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the Balls to say: "You're next, Chubby"
I trust this clears up any confusion.
ubject: And God spoke to Adam.......
God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley?"
God explained it to him.Then God said, "Cross the river."
Adam said, "What's a river?"
God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill...."
Adam said, What is a hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave."
Adam said, 'What's a cave?'
After God explained, He said, "In the cave you will find a woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?'
So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, 'I
want you to reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
God first said (under His breath), "Geez....."
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to
Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and
over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it
now?"
And Adam said....
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"What's a headache?"
God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley?"
God explained it to him.Then God said, "Cross the river."
Adam said, "What's a river?"
God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill...."
Adam said, What is a hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave."
Adam said, 'What's a cave?'
After God explained, He said, "In the cave you will find a woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?'
So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, 'I
want you to reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
God first said (under His breath), "Geez....."
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to
Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and
over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it
now?"
And Adam said....
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"What's a headache?"
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