Laugh for the Day

[Nick Caprinolo]

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, "Which book has helped you most in your life?" The woman replied, "My husband’s checkbook!

 

[SEM]

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[frankmueller]

 

[GotRDid]

Hasad still holds the dream of becoming the first (G)astronaut…..

 

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[outasite`08]

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Stupid is as Stupid does, comes to mind. Jeff

 

[OMW57]

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OH MY LORD!!!
MY WIFE & I WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS VERY THING YESTERDAY!!!

 

[OMW57]

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DONT HAVE ANY WINE HERE, BUT, THERE SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN AN OUTBREAK OF SUDDEN DEATH SYNDROME OF MY BEER BOTTLES YESTERDAY DURING THE DAYTONA 500!!!

 

[OMW57]

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THESE SHOULD BE MANDATORY ON EVERY CAR UNTIL THEY PROVE THEMSELVES WORTHY TO BE ABLE TO REMOVE IT!

 

[6ShotsOr5?]

A rather elderly gentleman walks into an upscale hotel cocktail lounge.

He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel.

He presents a suave, well-looked-after image.

Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking lady in her mid-seventies.

The gentleman walks over, sits down next to her, and orders a drink.

He takes a sip then turns to her and says, "So tell me good looking, do I come here often?"

I resemble that remark.