Stupid is as Stupid does, comes to mind. Jeffno words
OH MY LORD!!!
DONT HAVE ANY WINE HERE, BUT, THERE SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN AN OUTBREAK OF SUDDEN DEATH SYNDROME OF MY BEER BOTTLES YESTERDAY DURING THE DAYTONA 500!!!
THESE SHOULD BE MANDATORY ON EVERY CAR UNTIL THEY PROVE THEMSELVES WORTHY TO BE ABLE TO REMOVE IT!
I resemble that remark.A rather elderly gentleman walks into an upscale hotel cocktail lounge.
He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel.
He presents a suave, well-looked-after image.
Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking lady in her mid-seventies.
The gentleman walks over, sits down next to her, and orders a drink.
He takes a sip then turns to her and says, "So tell me good looking, do I come here often?"