Laugh for the Day

[GotRDid]

 

[GotRDid]

 

[Kermit in Va.]

Yep...that was a bad day...lol

 

[jimmymac]

During a recent visit to my doctor I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
 "Well” he said "we fill up a bathtub, then offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bathtub." 
"Oh, I understand" I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
 "No" he said "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

 

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[SEM]

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I could do this....

 

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[farmerjohn]

LMAO
Asked a friend if he knew where I could get a big foot suite? Going to mess son who gets pictures from my trail cam. Friend says he has a gorilla suite so where going to go down one evening and walk behind trees in this picture View attachment 1409730

With the popularity of the night vision scopes in my part of the world animal costumes around game cameras could get dangerous real quick, lots of folks would like to prove ole bigfoot exist.... John

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
> 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
> BREASTED AMERICAN.'
> 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
> 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
> 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
> 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
> 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
> 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
> 5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
> ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
> ' LOW COST PROVIDER.'

> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>
> 1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
> 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
> 2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
> ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
> 3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
> ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
> 4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
> 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
> 5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
> RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
> (Loved this one!)
> 6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
> 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

 

[farmerjohn]

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
> 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
> BREASTED AMERICAN.'
> 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
> 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
> 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
> 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
> 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
> 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
> 5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
> ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
> ' LOW COST PROVIDER.'

> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>
> 1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
> 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
> 2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
> ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
> 3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
> ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
> 4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
> 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
> 5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
> RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
> (Loved this one!)
> 6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
> 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'

Damnit Nick!!! I'm running out of paper printing some of this stuff off for future use...are you and GotRDid going to bail me out if I get arrested trying some of these out? John

 

[SEM]

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I really want to watch the video

 

[GotRDid]

 

[GotRDid]

 

[GotRDid]

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
> 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
> BREASTED AMERICAN.'
> 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
> 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
> 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
> 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
> 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
> 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
> 5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
> ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
> ' LOW COST PROVIDER.'

> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>
> 1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
> 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
> 2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
> ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
> 3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
> ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
> 4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
> 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
> 5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
> RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
> (Loved this one!)
> 6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
> 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'

He does not have his “Head up his arse”; he has a “Cranial Impacted Rectal Foreign Body”!