Laugh for the Day
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KMart
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As a recruit, never, never, ever say the word you to a Drill Instructor at MCRD
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I'll hold it
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We have that same genius working on our roads here too, Round abouts are the biggest PITA and Streets that now just suddenly end at an intersection but then continue on the other side of the intersection ( I can see the Fn street continues) they plant flowers in the barricade to make it seem all better ??? WTF this AINT Europe I have alot better things to do rather than look at pretty flowers and drive in circles Sh____t !!!!!!!!!!! sorry man I was looking at the pretty flowers and didn't see the pedestrian
Little Johnny was at school and the teacher asked for everyone to hand in their homework.
When it came to little Johnny, he did not have any homework.
The teacher asked where was his homework? Little Johnny said, he did not do it.
The teacher said why did you not do your homework?
Little Johnny said because he was at his grandparents house and as soon as he gets home, he will do his homework in the appropriate place as directed.
When it came to little Johnny, he did not have any homework.
The teacher asked where was his homework? Little Johnny said, he did not do it.
The teacher said why did you not do your homework?
Little Johnny said because he was at his grandparents house and as soon as he gets home, he will do his homework in the appropriate place as directed.
Little Johnny often stopped by the pet store on his way home.
One day he saw a sign on the window, Will pay 100 dollars to anyone who can stop the new Saint Benard from barking. He walked in and asked was the sign true? the manager said yes. So little Johnny went over and whispered in the dogs' ear and the dog stopped barking and started laughing. So, the manager gave little Johnny the 100 bucks.
A few days later there was a new sign in the window that the manager will pay anyone 100 bucks if they can make their Saint Bernard stop laughing.
Little Johnny went over to the dog and the dog instantly stopped laughing and started whining. The manager said hey kid before I give you the 100 bucks you need to tell me how you did what you did.
Well, little Johnny said to get the dog to stop barking and start laughing I told the dog my wiener was bigger than his. Well, how did you make him stop laughing and start whining?
Little Johnny said I just showed him my wiener.
One day he saw a sign on the window, Will pay 100 dollars to anyone who can stop the new Saint Benard from barking. He walked in and asked was the sign true? the manager said yes. So little Johnny went over and whispered in the dogs' ear and the dog stopped barking and started laughing. So, the manager gave little Johnny the 100 bucks.
A few days later there was a new sign in the window that the manager will pay anyone 100 bucks if they can make their Saint Bernard stop laughing.
Little Johnny went over to the dog and the dog instantly stopped laughing and started whining. The manager said hey kid before I give you the 100 bucks you need to tell me how you did what you did.
Well, little Johnny said to get the dog to stop barking and start laughing I told the dog my wiener was bigger than his. Well, how did you make him stop laughing and start whining?
Little Johnny said I just showed him my wiener.
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