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I've gone and done it now!!!

It's bad enough, me hiding things from myself...got no one to complain to but me. But the mistress of finance does it and so does the dog. I have this little toy Australian pi$$ machine that carries off anything I set down. After I lose my mind trying to figure out what is going on she gives herself away...she walks away looking back over her shoulder {smiling} and gives me the female canine version of a butt wag. This is her...you can see plainly that she is the devil...the anti-ChristP4290022.JPGin fact, all females are evil....except for Mexican girls with whips and handcuffs. They are angels.
 
I just bought a few items at the end of last week. I know 100% that I've already bought them once and they're here. I just can't remember where I put them or find them.
 
I always say a prayer and ask the Lord to help me find what I can't find myself. And he does. You just have to have a little faith.
My mother (97 years old) prays to St. Anthony to find things she's misplaced. At 97 she has gotten somewhat forgetful. She swears that it works. I myself being a person with little faith don't believe in praying to saint Anthony or anybody else. That being said I need to come up with an alternative plan because the number of misplaced items seems to grow expodentially. In short, I can't find a d@mn thing!
 
Yeah, but how about when you find boxes full of nice brass you never knew you had??? Things like this have happened a couple of times. Wish I had done this with $$.
 
Check your pants! Just this week I found $1100.00 cash I misplaced in January. It was in an envelope that somehow got between some folded pants. I had already moved the pants around on the shelf but when I opened them to refold, the envelope fell out. Damned if I know how it got thereo_O!

Didn't miss the money till this week because I hadn't needed it till now. Check your pants:p!
 
I lost my daily carry pocket knife..looked all over upstairs, basement, car, truck and garage. After a week of hunting I gave up and ordered another. The same evening it came I was in the living room checking out the new knife and look down to see what the cat is playing with......yep, it's my knife.
 
I lost my daily carry pocket knife..looked all over upstairs, basement, car, truck and garage. After a week of hunting I gave up and ordered another. The same evening it came I was in the living room checking out the new knife and look down to see what the cat is playing with......yep, it's my knife.
Did you ever add an African Big Five set?
 

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