I'm Ready

[Liven The Dream]

Ya'll are all to short sighted, I'm in it for the end game, I have bought cases and cases of Boudreaux's Butt Paste, so when everyone runs out of TP I'll be the man!

Crack Cream $18.75 a Tube .......

 

[Medic505]

No tire kickers either!

 

[Jim Bridger]

Over 30,000 Americans die each year from Influenza Type A,B,or C. These are Chinese flu. This Coronavirus is a well timed attack on President Trump's growing economy by Democrats who have done nothing for 4 years.

 

[Jim Bridger]

Next Summer the yard sales will be selling TP at very low prices.

 

[GotRDid]

GotRDid.

 

[thejamesd]

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Took me a second!

 

[mikegaiz]

 

[wedgy]

Lots of toilet paper left on the other isle ! You just have to know where to look

 

[GotRDid]

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Dual Purpose.....


GotRDid.

 

[TheOtherZilla]

You pansies! I'm gonna drag my butt around in the yard like my dogs do

My dawgs use the carpet..

 

[dave@aDave]

To bad Sears stop mailing out their catalog.... You could read it then wipe with it.... If worse comes to worse I have a giant stack of gun magazines... Just watch out for staples.... Lol... I went to the Wally world here in this small town , last week plenty of toilet paper , today nothing.... No paper towels , no toilet paper , no bleach and canned goods flying off the shelves.... The next run will be on clothes soap so be ready.....

When I was younger (considerably more than now) we had the small house out behind the big house. Mail-order catalogs were the mainstay.
People would think that you were getting uppity if you had store bought toilet paper. Ahhh, yes, hot summer day, flies buzzing around, needing more lime.......
No eggs at our Wally World. Guess the chickens have Coronovirus also...

 

[Cecil S.]

You pansies! I'm gonna drag my butt around in the yard like my dogs do

LMAO.......now thats funny right there.

 

[Cecil S.]

It's snowing here now. As long as there's snow, who needs TP? Nothing gives that cool-fresh-squeaky-clean-feeling like wiping with a handful of it... Plus it's got that special 'non-embedding' abrasive scrubbing-action, with simultaneous hem0rrh0id shrinking/retraction power... Like enhanced JB paste for your private uhmmm... errr... bore. Once the snow's gone we can grudgingly break into the TP stash

I got it.........poop and ride the toilet seat down a snow covered hill. Fun and practical at the same time.....LOL

 

[Twicepop]

What's the deal with the rush on toilet paper, diarrhea isn't one of the symptoms. Read an article on GoogleNews about some guy that is stuck with 17,700 bottles of hand sanitizer. The story along with it said he was trying to capitalize on the market by buying all he could get, then advertising it on the inter-web for anywhere from $5-50.00 a bottle and the web sites shut him down and blocked him from placing anymore ads. Sucks to be him.
We went and picked up a few items for the freezer last night, went into a Meijer Store and a Wal Mart, both were totally sold out of toilet paper, bread, canned vegetables and milk. My wife said she was in a Wal Mart today in another town and it's shelves were out of toilet paper. She said they brought a case a single ply no name cheepo toilet paper and people were tearing the wrapping off of it and grabbing multi roll packs before they could even set it down on the floor.

 

[muleman69]

I have been with out TP for ten days(not pleasant ). Buddy and I packed into the back counter of Colorado one year and had everything but TP,not a good deal. Pine cones and oak leaves just don't get it, needless to say our wall tent got shorter as the days went on.

 

[GotRDid]

GotRDid.

 

[GotRDid]

GotRDid.

 

[Intheshop]

They say laughter is the best therapy....

The coffee filters put me in tears,haha. Thanks.

I did shoot yesterday,and the day before,yup day before that..... heck,shoot every day. TV sucks the life out of people and we're seeing that in spades right now.

 

[GotRDid]

GotRDid.

 

[Bamban]

My shooting buddy and I will start our 2 day trip on Monday from AUS TX to PHX AZ to shoot in the first match on Wednesday. I probably need to pack a couple of rolls of TP just in case the rest areas and motels are out of TP.