I'm larnin' you are a Helluva' Salesman alright LOL!heck, I just went with plume cause that is what the guy was calling it. And see that? I almost sold it anyhow! Imagine how successful he will be if he advertises with proper speelling!
Problem with this pitch of your is...... if it IS successful and a buncha' flatlanders ensconce theyself's in said Most' Sacred Wilderness Arena ......we, the taxpayers will get a 'YUGE bill for rescuing their sorry butts!
I could tell stories all nite about folks wanderin' out behind thee cabin to pee,
and not getting back for days.